Monday, May 09, 2005

C'mon and hit me with your best shot!

In recent developments at chateau mac, ms. mac and I have been playing a new game. She sits on her lounge, mouth agape whilst I sit on my lounge and shoot into her mouth. Now, before you are;
  1. impressed with my range and aim and,
  2. disturbed by the picture I've painted,
you should realise that I'm talking about firing Choco Locos* into her mouth like she is a dart board. The funny thing is that since she is such a glutton for these delicious malteser-like treats, she will put up with the forceful pelting required to ensure shooting accuracy.

As she shovelled another malted milk ball into her mouth she remarked "it's like being pelted with grape shot. Try again!"

*Choco Locos are delicious little malteser substitutes from the Migros Supermarkt

5 comments:

gomad.ch said...

Forgive me, but I consider the shovelling Mickey Rourke did into Kim Basinger's mouth in Nine 1/2 Weeks far more sexy.

Andi said...

"packs bags faster"

PSP Politics, Sports and Philosophy said...

Wow, two posts in a week ... a new record ! I loved both stories.

boudica of suburbia said...

Jelly tots are also good in this way. Could you chuck some over this way? Im having a sugar craving.

xxB

Jon said...

I must say I was rather intrigued by the first paragraph!

I would challenge ms.mac anytime that I could catch more of the stuff being shot at my mouth than she could!

Bring it on! :)

I was rather disturbed by the picture you painted, tell me, is it available on Flickr?