C'mon and hit me with your best shot!

In recent developments at chateau mac, ms. mac and I have been playing a new game. She sits on her lounge, mouth agape whilst I sit on my lounge and shoot into her mouth. Now, before you are;

1. impressed with my range and aim and,
2. disturbed by the picture I've painted,

you should realise that I'm talking about firing Choco Locos* into her mouth like she is a dart board. The funny thing is that since she is such a glutton for these delicious malteser-like treats, she will put up with the forceful pelting required to ensure shooting accuracy.

As she shovelled another malted milk ball into her mouth she remarked "it's like being pelted with grape shot. Try again!"

*Choco Locos are delicious little malteser substitutes from the Migros Supermarkt