Greetings my young Padawan apprentices. I have been waiting for you. Yesterday, as the midichlorians in his system were at their peak, we had to prepare our youngest for his final steps on the patth to the darkside. See here for details.
Now as you can see, his transformation is complete. I now present you with the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Ewan.
Hmmm, turned is he! Consumed him, the dark side has!
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