...the time is upon us to present the final award here at the 2005 Go-Crazy Awards, and it's the big one. The award that will have them talking for weeks to come. You know what I'm talking about right?
This award is given in recognition of the recipients incredible and selfless devotion to progressing the cause of Hornbaggery* throughout Christendom. I can tell you, ladies and gentlemen that the winner was so far ahead of the other nominees that we are even considering naming it after her.
Admittedly, we haven't yet, but there's still time. So, without any further ado, I would like to present the "Go-Crazy Rack of the Month"TM award for services to bustiness, bootyliciousness and all-round bodaciousness, to my favourite all-time hornbag and foxymoron herself, ms. mac...
A big round of applause ladies and gentlemen. Never in the long history of the Go-Crazy Awards has there been a more deserving winner of this prestigious award. I for one am delighted to have the pleasure and privilege of presenting the award to such a worthy winner.
Bravo to ms. mac and to that utterly fabulous rack.
*Hornbaggery (noun): The act of being totally hot and sexy. A rare quality only found in exceptional circumstance.