Monday, September 19, 2005

Avast ye mateys

Garrr, today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

So shall ye, a post in pirate talk , this day write. Garrrrr, else ye be flung into the depths of the sea like the scurvy dogs ye be. Then ye can explain yourselves to Cap'n Davey Jones, though I don't fancy y'r chances with a bloodthirsty pirate like 'im.

Now get y'r scurvy backsides to work and make y'r own pirate post! Else ye be tastin' the kiss of the Cat across y'r lazy backs!

I be off to visit that lusty wench ms. mac now. She be just the sort that loves a bloodthirsty pirate to kidnap her and hold her ransom for a 1000 doubloons and a barrel of rum.

Yo ho ho!


Ms Mac said...

Ooooh, Capt'n mac!

*Gets out wench costume for the return of her pirate from the high seas this evening* said...

Ooohhh, you may lift my shirt, raunchy pirate!

Marilyn said...

And I didn't think anyone could talk in "pirate" for more than "avast there, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, and walk the plank" LOL You do an excellent job of communicating in "pirate". :-)

Jon said...

Is this somethin' you be makin' up?

If it is, then well done! It be me favourite o' t' pointless days ever!

Or something...