So shall ye, a post in pirate talk , this day write. Garrrrr, else ye be flung into the depths of the sea like the scurvy dogs ye be. Then ye can explain yourselves to Cap'n Davey Jones, though I don't fancy y'r chances with a bloodthirsty pirate like 'im.
Now get y'r scurvy backsides to work and make y'r own pirate post! Else ye be tastin' the kiss of the Cat across y'r lazy backs!
I be off to visit that lusty wench ms. mac now. She be just the sort that loves a bloodthirsty pirate to kidnap her and hold her ransom for a 1000 doubloons and a barrel of rum.
Yo ho ho!