Or: Raising the bar in the shameless sucking-up stakes.
Oh my God!!! I have just been informed of a late breaking development here at the Go-Crazy Media Information Centre. The management has given me the pleasure, nay, honour of announcing the award of the inaugural "Go-Crazy Hun(g)k of the Month"TM
The award, which was created by order of Her Majesty, celebrates the spectacular efforts of one "special" individual every month, who is the embodiment of all things hun(g)ky and displays an inordinate amount of general all-round fabulousness.
So, without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the inaugural "Go-Crazy Hun(g)k of the Month"TM award is none other than the amazingly lovely, Mr. Jonathan from Whateva Sista!
*air kisses all round*
Mwwwaaahhh. Congratulations WS!. A thoroughly deserving recipient of this most prestigious of awards.
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