A clandestine rendezvous (French derived word - apropos, non?) on a secluded beach, the Prince wandered across the sand to meet his love. She had her back to him and as he neared, she turned to face him and he finally laid eyes on the girl of his dreams - his MOTHER!!!!
What if they were indulging in cybersex too? Ewwwwww!!!! It's fine to love your Mum, just don't LOVE your Mum. Not even virtually!!!
Funny story and it made me laugh. How 'bout you?