Arrrrgghhh. Whilst channel hopping through endless ads and repeats of Will and Grace, Charmed and The Simpsons (honestly, you'd think they stopped making the show in 1994!!), I stumbled upon the latest Chanel ad. Have you seen it? Here is a memory jogger for you:

--Chanel ad brainstorming session.--
Baz: I need to come up with something for the new Chanel campaign.
Assistant 1: Well Baz, you know that our Nic is the new spokeswoman for the brand.
Baz: I kknow, lets rehash that other load of old twaddle that had her in it. What did I call it?
Assistant 2: Ahh Moulin Rouge?
Baz: Yeah, is that guy from Star Wars available???
Assistant 3: Shouldn't you do something original Baz?
Baz: Nobody else does? Why should I? By the way Assistant 3, your toadying leaves much to be desired. Fetch me a Skinny Soy Lattecino and be quick about it!
--Scene--
Now don't get me wrong, this woman is very attractive.

If there is one of you that buys or switches to Chanel from this, I'd be exceptionally surprised. After all, I have nothing but respect for my reader and would be disappointed if you were moved by this one.
*Buku: Japanese style spelling of French word beacoup indicating muchness or a great quantity.
**Hopper - the device used for channel hopping. Obviously!
Once again this blog is both deprecating, hyper critical, demeaning and informative.
---End transmission---
6 comments:
The kids are getting to you aren't they?
But seriously.
I do not like Ms Kidman.
Never have.
Never will.
Thats all I have to say for fear of wanting to run headlong through a plate glass window just thinking about her.
But!!!!!!!!!! and there is a BUT. I like Baz Luhrman's work. Romeo and Juliet with LDC was awesome!
Andi, if I leave them with the telly for two minutes while I go and get a drink or something, they switch it to some crappy kids channel. Then all three of them whine and plead to watch it cos "we haven't seen this episode."
But I am fine thanks. Any suggestions of what to make for dinner?
We call the hopper the Clicker.
:-)
Oh I saw this ad for the first time last night and it WAS crap!
Mr Mac, you are fab!
The advert wouldn't make me switch. Ads don't sway me anyhow. I go by what smells good and what I like and Chanel #5 is definitely not on my list of things to buy.
Apparently that necklace that is draped over her back was like $250,000 US
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